I understand this show more than I care to admit

Roger — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 17:40:36 +0000

There is one of you who will follow this link and watch it with a rueful smile.

You know who you are.

And the heavens opened…

Roger — Tue, 26 Jun 2007 15:40:11 +0000

We can all breathe a great sigh of relief now that Paris has ended her hellish ordeal. I, for one, finally feel in complete harmony with the universe. My chi is no longer blocked. I didn’t know it WAS blocked until she was locked up like a feral animal and then I was all, ‘Damn, why am I constipated all the time now?’

She Who Is The Center Of The Universe is no longer caged, but is free, free, free to spread her radiant radiance to all the creatures of the Earth, bring peace and light to the Middle East, and stop Global Warming.

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I understand this show more than I care to admit

And the heavens opened…