Of Weather!
So how prophetic was my prediction of 22 Feb, huh?
We’ve just had a week of weather cold enough to freeze your balls to your leg. It snowed — yes snowed — everyday from Wednesday to Monday. Didn’t last long or stay around longer than Linsay Lohan at an AA meeting, but it did in fact count as snow.
Luckily, the weather peoples say Spring is back from its break and will continue forthwith. This is good because I have a hard time with having to wear heavy coats and gloves in April. That’s just wrong.
That’s mean. Lohan will spend at least 45 minutes in the bathroom if there’s someone else’s boyfriend at the meeting for her to bang. BTW, if you’ve seen Joe Dirt you know that the cure for balls frozen to [whatever] is a spatula and warm water.