The Peace Prize committee has disbanded, bowing to overwhelming public pressure which led to a collective analectomy.
Norway’s King Harald is quoted in the article:
“I truly don’t believe they realized how frivolous and absurd they had become, how ridiculous, vapid, self-centered and dim-witted they appeared to intelligent people all over the world, how silly, provincial and uninformed they made the people of Norway look, how bizarre, counter-productive and downright dangerous some of their choices had been and how hackneyed and self-righteous their announcements sounded.”
The committee has decided to rescind many of the past awards and give them to the U.S. Military for their tireless and ongoing struggle against Communism, Fascism and Radical Islamism.
It’s only satire, folks, but a person can dream!
there ya go, yankin our chain again – trying to wake everyone up eh?