We can all breathe a great sigh of relief now that Paris has ended her hellish ordeal. I, for one, finally feel in complete harmony with the universe. My chi is no longer blocked. I didn’t know it WAS blocked until she was locked up like a feral animal and then I was all, ‘Damn, why am I constipated all the time now?’
She Who Is The Center Of The Universe is no longer caged, but is free, free, free to spread her radiant radiance to all the creatures of the Earth, bring peace and light to the Middle East, and stop Global Warming.
Wow, sorry to hear about the Chi problem. Glad to know it’s all better.
Yea, tho she walked through the valley of death, she feared no evil! Except that her hair extensions and perfect makeup had been dreadfully missed, and her taste buds now craved franks n’beans. God forbide the orange jumpsuit ends up on ebay or catches on with Versace.
..eh ladies, perhaps Neon Orange will be the new Victoria’s Secret in undies, or outies, whichever you prefer.
The Larry King interview (condensed)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=prOFzmZj4Yw