This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.
Does she really expect those of us who live in the real world to have any sympathy or pity for her? It’s hard not to revel in the schadenfreude when someone who clearly has never had to live with the consequences of her actions finally has to pony up to the bar of responsibility.
The stupid woman has spent most of her life taking up space, maybe she’ll take this as a character building experience and actually do something other than getting paid to go to parties. Pardon me if I don’t hold my breath waiting for that to happen.
I’m sorry, but I just don’t want to live in a world where billionaire party girls can’t cry their way out of jail. They’re better than us, dammit. Actually, I had a little bit of sympathy for her at first because she probably got a more time than most non-celebs would have under the same circumstances, but this is really stupid. You’d think she was going to death row based on her and her family’s reaction rather than facing three weeks in protective custody. (Also, Lee Baca is a pussy-ass starfucker who should be demoted to road-kill scraper upper.)
One of the most humorous moments of my day of anti-Paris revelry came while listening to the Tom Lykis show this evening. A caller asked Tom to take him out “Paris Hilton style” which was a sound bite of a baby crying. It was simple, elegant, and appropos.