June 2007

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We can all breathe a great sigh of relief now that Paris has ended her hellish ordeal. I, for one, finally feel in complete harmony with the universe. My chi is no longer blocked. I didn’t know it WAS blocked until she was locked up like a feral animal and then I was all, ‘Damn, why am I constipated all the time now?’

She Who Is The Center Of The Universe is no longer caged, but is free, free, free to spread her radiant radiance to all the creatures of the Earth, bring peace and light to the Middle East, and stop Global Warming.

Hey now!

I was in Powell’s yesterday, looking for the latest issue of Skeptical Enquirer magazine. I wanted the latest issue because the cover article is about global warming. I was recommended the article by Jim while discussing climate change in the cigar room at Kell’s a few weeks back. We were in the cigar room, which is really a narrow room in the basement of the building, because I wanted to smoke a cigar. I did and enjoyed it, damn you. Since it was an Irish pub we were in, half and halfs were consumed as well.
The irony of discussing climate change while puffing on a stogey in a room full of smoke is not lost on me, but I say suck it, that’s what freedom is all about, baby.

Anyway, Jim was telling me this article discusses the role of solar activity on our climate. That was apropos to the post I did a while back, so I finally purchased the mag yesterday to read it. It’s a rather dense article, written by a chief scientist at NASA. Clearly, climate change is a subject that requires the consumption of many dead trees.
The magazine racks are in a section of the massive store that has the latest releases, so I wandered over to see if anything came out that I’d want. In the twenty minutes I spent browsing the racks, I noticed that a goodly portion of the newest non-fiction deals with climate change and what we should do about it. Most of it was pretty harsh to the developed world and advocated some variation of going back in time to before the Industrial revolution when the world was pristine, the air clear, and the water clean. I’m sure the irony inherent in the amount of dead trees consumed to tell us how much we all suck is lost on the authors.

That’s the fantasy anyway. No one seems to want to bring up the shorter life expectancy, the higher infant mortality rates, the diseases like smallpox and cholera and the bubonic plague, or the mounds of horse shit that littered the streets. Not to mention the lack of iPods and Starbucks.

Read this. It’s rational.

Lazy

Lazy

This is, without a doubt, one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.

Does she really expect those of us who live in the real world to have any sympathy or pity for her? It’s hard not to revel in the schadenfreude when someone who clearly has never had to live with the consequences of her actions finally has to pony up to the bar of responsibility.

The stupid woman has spent most of her life taking up space, maybe she’ll take this as a character building experience and actually do something other than getting paid to go to parties. Pardon me if I don’t hold my breath waiting for that to happen.