Monthly Archives: December 2006

I’m really not sure what this guy was thinking. It’s not the blue t-shirt and blue tartan kilt combo that makes me wonder, it’s the brown cowboy boots.

I’ve been soundly chastised for being a lazy shit in regards to wanting the pizza delivered rather than retrieving the pizza myself. I won’t argue this point and in fact agree with that sentiment — up to a point. The … Continue reading →

“Hello?” “May I speak to Roger Bixby?” A woman with a thick slavic accent. “Speaking.” “Mr. Bixby, I’m so and so from [my cell phone provider I won't name but rhymes with Flint Rex Bell], and I something something something.” … Continue reading →