Meet Tucker the cat. After the cruise, we just felt empty. After all that luxurious indulgence sailing around the Carribean, we came home and realized the best way to feel better was to get a small, hyperactive, heavily-armed furry animal. A very cute small, hyperactive, heavily-armed furry animal.
The bastard knows he’s cute and feels no remorse in using it against us. The four of us and Daphne the dog are quite outnumbered.
As you might imagine, Daphne the dog is NOT amused!

